The completely unimportant thoughts
of twenty-something girl.
Me trying to watch the VMAs sounds like I’m auditioning for Clint Eastwood’s role in Gran Torino
I don’t know who anyone is, I’m having a hard time believing people still watch music videos, and that kid in the leather onesie just performed what I am certain is a song NSYNC passed on circa 1999.
The worst is when I get my raisin bran at the office (ok, my office has a huge and well-stocked pantry, so this is clearly not THE worst) and someone comes over to me with a serious question to discuss and all I can think is “you’re wasting the two minutes I have before my cereal become an inedible bowl of mush; please leave.”