The completely unimportant thoughts
of twenty-something girl.
I was going in the far left lane, and then it turned into a U-turn only lane, and I started to make a U-turn, but then I panicked because I didn’t want to make a U-turn so I put the car in reverse and then merged right back into the highway. The best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see, like, a hundred year old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie…instead they see a 28 year old healthy man trying his best. John Mulaney’s description of his own driving is a perfect thing (via haygirlhay)
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